Horoscope: You Will Buy a Sign

A Sign in the Stars

In a delightful mix-up, the phone rang at the bustling signshop, and Emily, the shop manager, answered with her usual cheerful greeting. On the other end, a customer began to enthusiastically inquire about astrological advice for their upcoming business launch, wondering if aligning marketing efforts with the stars could enhance success. Suppressing a chuckle, Emily kindly explained that while their shop specialized in creating custom signs to illuminate businesses, they didn’t provide astrological consultations. Understanding the confusion, the caller laughed and acknowledged their mistake but decided to place an order for a vibrant storefront sign, joking that perhaps the stars aligned in guiding them to the right place after all.

Source: Bobby J., Joppa, MD