What one shop wishes it could say after a sign fails code approval.
For those times you’d like to motivate undesirable customers to move on.
Sometimes hard to ID, they want to order and swing by the pick-up window.
Though genuine, perhaps they’ve heard it before, and so it goes unsaid.
A wishful threat in retaliation, though probably better left unsaid.
Not another opportunity to make changes.
Calls to mind the classic '80s Fram Oil Filter commercials.
Such intense study should be saved for museum masterpieces.
You know what's coming when your customer sends their child's artwork.
Things you wanted to say to frustrating clients, but didn’t. Some national companies want their invoices immediately, but then you have to beg for your money....
