Evoking this mythological creature would be awesome — if only you could.
We thought so. One Brain Squad member takes her thief to task.
What one sign pro wants to say but can’t.
Sign pro bites tongue but spills tea.
What one shop wants to do with “Is this your best price?”
What one shop wishes it could say after a sign fails code approval.
For those times you’d like to motivate undesirable customers to move on.
Sometimes hard to ID, they want to order and swing by the pick-up window.
Though genuine, perhaps they’ve heard it before, and so it goes unsaid.
A wishful threat in retaliation, though probably better left unsaid.