Woulda Coulda Shoulda

I Look Forward to Making the Landmark Sign for the Business That Replaces Yours

A fed-up sign pro has a savage retort for a client from hell.

Published

2 years ago

September 28, 2022

Signs of the Times Staff Signs of the Times October 2022 Issue

Things you wanted to say to frustrating clients, but didn’t.

“I look forward to making a landmark sign for the business that replaces yours next year.”

To the customer who: 1. Ordered two banners, but only decided to pay for one. 2. Called the final design draft of the landmark sign that he micromanaged the design details of “stupid-looking,” then canceled his order altogether. 3. Demanded rush service to update an aging sign, in adverse weather conditions, during the busiest time of the season — twice in one week. 4. Lied to multiple employees about not receiving a bill multiple times, then took over eight weeks to finally pay said bill.

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